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i drew a little thing!
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a little self-indulgent comic :>
#Astarion is a feral cat who brings dead rats to his favourite human#bloodweave#hehehe#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3 gale#bg3 wyll#wyll ravengard#bg3 scratch#bg3 shadowheart#bg3 karlach#bg3 lae'zel#bg3 astarion#astarion#astarion ancunin#baldurs gate 3#so many tags omg
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inspired by this post (specifically @flying-butter's comment)
#traditional because uhhh#i wanted to#im trying to not obsess over stuff looking clean and perfect#rat speaks#comic#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#rat scratches
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Hey guys would you like to see the edit that permanently altered my brain chemistry for the worse
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Happy monza '19 anniversary let's all kill ourselves (ctto x)
#literally scratching the floor like a rancid rat infected with all kinds of disease as we speak#urghhGhhgggHhgg unwell!!!!#sebchal#ferrari
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Odysseus with his head in his wife's lap, happily not paying attention to anything, humming one of athenas song and carving something
Some random guy: your majesty----
Odysseus: not bothering to sit up: whatever my wife decided is fine.
#the odyssey#epic the musical#Odysseus#Penelope#Odypen#Post-canon my beloved#Odysseus tried to hold court exactly one time before he 1. Realized he's very out of date with everything and#2. Remembered that these meetings sucked so much#Odysseus then quickly climbed into his wife's lap and was like penelopes been ruling for 20 years she's got this#The first time someone tried to insist that it wasn't acceptable for penelope to answer ody nearly killed the guy#Nobody tried to force the issue after that#The only time odysseus sits up to contribute is to be like 'no no we can take that route now I killed the monster that lived there years ag#This is not to say he isn't listening and paying attention! He is! He's just scoping everybody's out#Noticing who's more pushy when they're trying to deal with penelope than they are with him#He's got twenty years of politics to catch up on! And he's going to be sneaky about it#Odysseus post return gaining a reputation for being uninvolved and uncaring only to pull the rug out from underneither the other person#Penelope is a okay with this for many many reasons#First off her system is one of beauty and the fact that her husband didn't spend all her hard work to take back over the second he came bac#Is rare and penelope is grateful everyday for who she married#Second she gets to show off look at how well she did odysseus look at how clever she is ody ody watch as I scam these people isn't that hot#(It is and yes of course odysseus was watching)#Penelope enjoying how odysseus lays out over her like a lazy lion#It scratches her possessive side to show him off like this and she gets to play with his hair#Telemachus attending some of these meetings to learn (tm) and spending the whole time deeply embarrassed#Odypen being 🥰🤝 rat bastards in love
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Guys while hallucinating on my new meds, I came to the realization that Mihawk was out on the open seas as swordsman since he was a teenager maybe even younger…. Did he ever finish a normal education?
Scratch that did he even have a normal education? Does he know math? Can my guy tell me the quadratic formula? Like I think we all forget as individuals how much school taught us yes the school system is broken blah blah but guys we understand germ theory and how birds fly and chemistry and biology that people just 60 years ago wouldn’t have known and would have killed to know, like I’m sure he can write and I’m pretty sure he can read but does he know how the moon pulls the tide? Did he know the earth wasn’t flat until he saw a globe for the first time?
Have we as individuals been bamboozled by the stoic gothic refinement of luxury that Mihawk projects we completely overlooked they fact the guy probably doesn’t know salt is a rock? Like wanna bet he saw how cool the over the top refined gay goth was and just like tailored that too his vibe but he’s never actually read a classic in his life?
What I’m trying to get at is Shanks who grew up around some of the smartest people in the world who spoke multiple languages, one was a doctor and you know Rayliegh who definitely doubled as a quartermaster might have a higher education then Mihawk.
Like I think it would be funny if Shanks was the guy who read books on Philosophy and artistic historical movements throughout the world (cough to impress Mihawk cough) and Mihawk doesn’t know how fish breathe underwater and has never read anything higher the a YA novel. (Which are awesome books but talk about reading a book by its cover! Lol… I’ll see myself out.)
#mishanks#akataka#Mihawk trying to be deep: it’s like the birds and flight we can only wonder how they do it#Shanks who learned about wind currents and lift when he was six: Mihawk do u not know how birds fly?#one peice#as someone with dyslexia and dysgraphia and has chicken scratch hand writing mood Mihawk#now I kinda want Shanks to sit Mihawk down and teach him cursive because you know Mihawk would be all over that for the ✨aesthetics✨#and no Mihawk not knowing things does not bother him I would think he has his priorities which is stab and sword be the best and look cunty#why would he need to know how the digestive tracks works for that? or what germs are? or how plants rat sunlight#one peice thoughts#by the way my meds are fine I’m just being dramatic#dracule mihawk#akagami no shanks#red haired shanks#mihawk shanks#shanks x mihawk#rambles
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Chuck E. Cheese’s character rebranding in the 90s is so fucking funny to me because it’s LITERALLY just
#THEY HIT HIM WITH THE FUNKY RAY#this rat man is benjamin button you cannot tell me otherwise#he was a skater boy#chuck e cheese#CEC#charles entertainment cheese#showbiz pizza#pizza time theatre#they were like#how do we redesign this character#and then they didn’t answer the question and proceeded to make a completely new character from scratch#things i think are funny#soup.txt
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@mybrainisbigpoop and @banana-zim …..So about that fanart I was threatening you with In the ao3 comments…..
#ugh god this dib#he DOSE things to me#I don’t know what they are#but he dose um#I have illustrations of outger scenes brewing#they just aren’t out of there larval pencil scratch stage yet#reading that made my day#my week#and potentially the rest of my year#when and if there is ever more I will gobble it up like a hungry rat living in dumpster#and leave fanart in my wake#like my nasty rat crumbs#invader zim#art#dib#insane un the membrane#dib membrane#fanart
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confronting my massive son for having a temper tantrum over peas yesterday
#rats#ratblr#he got very excited over peas#scratched his brother apparently#he usually doesn’t have peas and got overwhelmed
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my boy baby my baby boy. he's my shoop-shoop-da-doop... my little doop-doop-da-doop, if you will.
anyway 💘💞 *SOUND OF PLATE ARMOR CLANK SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE CLANK—* 💞💘
#fe3h#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#dimitri fire emblem#fe#the caption is in reference to a song I'm not that far gone yet he's still just 'dima' 'mimi' 'mitya' to me#if you wish to know: the diary references killing 12 men the whole army subsisting off rats and king dimitri alexandre blaiddyd-eisner#so it is a lowkey dimileth but king booboo can swing his legs back and forth about whoever love wins etc whenever he's around#I promise I'll draw something remotely serious sometime soon#spx art#spx digishit#spx fanart#spx femblem#spx chicken scratch
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sketches i did instead of studying
#i need to figure out an art tag#i'm thinkg rart#but that's weird#maybe#rat’s scratches#i like that one
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are you sure
are you sure about that Lucanis
because uh
motherfucker it was YOU who pinged ME
#squirrel plays datv#datv spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#fuckin. cat-coded rat bastard; this one#scratches at the door to be let out and then defiantly walks away when i open it; offended that i thought he wanted out#“pay attention to me. pay attention to me. pay attention to me. why are you paying attention to me. begone peasant”#cause you're hot then you're cold you're yes then you're no etc etc etc#(yes for legal reasons this is all a joke)
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Some of the guys of all time.
(blacked out parts are Protago-Billy i dont want my blog to get wiped lol)
#gloopgolp world#Miloc GgW#¤ GgW#amrej GgW#Zlonk GgW#Protago-Billy GgW#Schmymoon GgW#unreality#I guess#rat speaks#rat scratches#amrej turned out better than I thought she would but my faves are still the zlonks#because its zlonk. sue me I like the popular character
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this drool riddled baby man is brought to you by this post that i fell in love with!!
i think once you explained to him what the shirt actually meant, he’d love it. billy doesn’t know what emojis are tho, he won’t ever fully get it, he just laughs cuz you do.
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So they turn Pantheon, a Group of Animal Gods and Deities into an Interdimensional Animal-Themed Criminal Organization in TMNT 1987...
I Love It
(I assumed the Rat Queen is Created because the Rat King from TMNT 1987 is Not Part of the Pantheon Group)
#scratch#old hob#drako#aka#rat queen#gothana#gothano#tmnt 80s#tmnt 1987#teenage mutant ninja turtles#teenage mutant ninja turtles 1987#tmnt#idw comics#tmnt 1984#tmnt saturday morning adventures#mirage comics#tmnt 87#tmnt 88#tmnt 1988#saturday morning adventures#teenage mutant ninja turtles 87#tmnt 2003#archie comics#manmoth
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Learn how to sew right now no I'm not kidding. Sewing is such an essential life skill to have ESPECIALLY if you have a desire to achieve a more sustainable personal lifestyle. Want to escape the whims of capitalism, fast fashion, and the unethical consumption of garments therein? Learn how to sew. Have a unique body type such that you can never seem to find clothes that both fit and flatter you? Learn how to sew. Want the clothes you already have to last a long time even if you grow out of them or they start unraveling? Want to make use of every article of clothing in your closet until it is literally dust? LEARN HOW TO SEW. I am sure we know this but fast fashion is one of the most disastrously harmful industries on the environment and there is simply no way to purchase a well-made, durable garment that will last a long time for the low price of a shein top with free next day shipping or whatever the fuck. It is simply not possible. Taking control on the most fundamental level of the clothes that you put on your back every single day is perhaps the single most powerful thing you can do as an individual in a post-capitalist hellscape that insists that cheap clothes come at the price of slave labor. Shop second hand. Alter your clothes. Make garments from scratch and delight in the feeling you get when someone asks you where you got your pants. Learn how to sew.
#seriously like ask me for sources on where to get started#never believe anyone that tells you that sewing is an inacessible or expensive hobby it is not#it's not even a hobby itS JUST A LIFE SKILL. YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW TO DO IT#even if you never end up sewing something from scratch#just the ability to mend your clothing or anything else made of fabric that you own is so integral to life#everyday functionality and creative endeavors are literally inextricable#why do you think you need to know basic math but not basic seam finishing methods huh?????#rat rambles
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